Funny Hockey Sayings For Shirts

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

You’re the castle guard. You’ve got to be nasty, tough, and one of the best skaters on the team. If at first they don’t succeed, it’s probably because of you. You are a blueliner. You are a defenseman.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

Tie your skates. Shoot the puck. Score! What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? What's all that mean? Ah, you wouldn't understand. It's a hockey thing. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design

Before every game, me and the boys drop to a knee and get spiritual. We mention to God that he may have to supply the mercy, because it sure as hell won’t be coming from us.

The incredible stench of a hockey bag full of reeking equipment. There's no greater insult. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

Look, I’m a hockey goalie. I know what it means to work hard. I know what it means to set your sights on a something and battle with your teammates towards that common purpose. It’s true. Everyone needs goals. But, my friend, you’re not going to find them here.

In the spirit of the beloved 'Dogs Playing Poker' paintings, we present the Hockey Critter Classic (Wilderness Smack-down). A charming gift design for young hockey players and fans, from eBrush Design.

The Hockey Goalie. Go ahead. Bring it. Ain't nothing getting by him. He's a brick wall. The puck stops here!

Come on boys. Time to pay the piper. It's Payday. I got a check for you. A simple statement of fact from eBrush Design.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. Here’s to the lions of hockey terms and lingo.

Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

The toughest job in all of sports? Is there anything tougher than being a hockey goalie parent? They know what I'm talking about. So, here's one for the Goalie Mom, the toughest job in all of sports.

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

In appreciation of Irish hockey players everywhere. From the emerald island to the streets of Boston, we salute the puck o' the Irish.

That's your boy out there. The weight of the world on his back every game. He's the goalie, the most important player on the ice. And good or bad, you’ve got his back.

"Join the adventure with our 'You Don’t Have to Be Crazy to Camp with Us, We Train You' t-shirt! Embrace the wild side with humor and style. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt ensures comfort during outdoor escapades. Whether you're a seasoned camper or new to the wilderness, let this shirt be your guide to fun-filled camping experiences."

They're a giving bunch, those hockey players. They give blood, freely and often. Show that you support the cause with the eBrush Design classic design.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a hockey game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to hockey or dogs.

Ice Hockey T-Shirt. Great gift idea for hockey player. With a vintage, retro themed design that's taken inspiration from 60's and 70's fashion, this tee will remain stylish for many years to come. If you like this ice hockey t-shirt, click the brand name "Pack A Punch" to view more items with a similar design style. We have a large variety of retro and vintage designs so everybody can find something that represents them and the things they love.

Ciao to all Italian hockey players. It's your turn to take a bow at HockeyShirtShop.com. Here's to lo stivale, the boot. We salute your place on the ice, the Italian Ice. This design is for you!

It's the hockey goalie's catcher, or glove. Whatever you call it, it's the place where slapshots go to die!

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk